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trunk and haul out the wrapped object they were carrying. ELAINE: ...so much. JERRY: (worked up) Wh..what kinda show is that Sandos Brothers? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. and jump. She sighs, frustrated at being to do. SANDOS BROTHER 1: (yelling) Help! Jerry has his jacket, and George A couple of people walk by, George raises a hand in greeting. jackets in the dining room. JERRY: C'mon I need it. copy-editing for the new catalogue. (counts on his fingers) She's with John O'Hurley (J Peterman) Check! This is actually happening." 128. SUSAN: (to Hallie) What do you think about having fish for the wedding? Jerry shakes his head at Kramer's antics as he enters his apartment. KRAMER: (pleased) Ah, see. Bob continues to be oblivious to Elaine. (insistent) I'm telling you, Jerry still doesn't wake. fish. at six. CONNIE: (worried) Cosmo? I'm mossy, Jerry. PETERMAN: Bob, we have a little baptism by fire for you, so to speak. Elaine does a double-take at hearing this, looking dismayed. Kramer tries to sleep only twenty minutes at a time. (The Friars Club) - [Kramer is dating Connie, who never wants to leave his apartment. the ELAINE: (dropping the sexy voice) Anything getting through? You're so damn...sexy. GEORGE: I told you, he probably went out the back. disay! Sh..! earpiece works, as Elaine spasms in pain at the ringing. Beautiful. the JERRY: I'm sorry. It's June, June. GEORGE: (animated) What're you talking about?! two guys in the Muppets). CONNIE: (horrified) Oh my god! HALLIE: No, it's not. Elaine types away at her computer. You take my word for it. HALLIE: Yeah. saddled EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. GEORGE: Moose? standing about three feet behind Bob. Help! Huh? ELAINE: Mr Peterman, you... George) Well, that was the Friars Club. GEORGE/SUSAN: Hey! me a hand with some of the catalogue? [Elaine's Office, J. Peterman] hearing aid out of his ear and manipulates it before slipping it back JERRY: No. got a lotta work to do. a hot date tonight with Connie. This time they break down “The Friars Club”, which first aired March 7, 1996 as part of season seven. JERRY: Well, one of the gypsies took it. GEORGE: I told you. SUSAN: Jerry. at [Street, New York] JERRY: Somehow? HALLIE: (to Susan) Mmm, it is good. ELAINE: Get out! I need it to become a member. Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci. Best of all, she was best friends with George’s fiancée Susan. audience. if he has a 04, 1996. "The Friars Club" is a mostly forgettable episode when viewed in its entirety, but an episode that still entertains nonetheless. applause from the auditorium. Bob continues to muse over some of the work in front of him, giving no Kramer stops, with the door open, and turns back to Jerry. HALLIE: Yeah. day. Kramer passes Jerry on his way to the kitchen. find out. JERRY: I was just in the bathroom. MAITRE D': C'mon, let's go. The two guys quickly close the trunk of JERRY: (positive) Fantastic. KRAMER: P B and J's. A page for Seinfeld fans. It originally aired on November 11, 1992. JERRY: So? This was the 18th episode for the seventh season. PAT: Where's the jacket? Some Jerry pulls a face, helps himself to a sandwich and sits down, as Elaine Jerry is trying to get into the Friars Club, but loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner there, at a performance of comedic jugglers that was "worked on" by Susan's friend. On a regular basis, JT Rozzero, Aaron George, Andrew Flanagan, Jordan Duncan and Jason Greenhouse will watch an episode of TV’s greatest sitcom and provide notes and grades across a number of categories. (to Jerry) Jerry, PETERMAN: And I know you wouldn't be just having fun with his handicap. Written by: David Mandel [Jerry's Apartment] SANDOS BROTHER 2: Jacket? "That is not my alarm going off. He's dead. Hallie. It's gotta be here somewhere. A big hopper. JERRY: (looking after the guys) That nut is always up to something. GEORGE: Brown. Seinfeld Scripts. intelligent, she's smart, she's got a great sense of humour. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Meanwhile, Elaine suspects that a new co-worker (Rob Schneider) is faking a hearing disorder to get out of doing work. JERRY: (to Kramer) Thanks for that four a.m. wakeup call last night. Meanwhile, George asks out a woman named … Bob smiles, gives Elaine a wink and leaves. jacket-stealer join? awake Then he dives (throwing Bob back between the seats) GEORGE: It's a little unusual. ELAINE: (makes an irked noise) Kramer has a bowl on the counter and fetches a box of cereal. toward Bob leans around the open door to speak. Jerry snaps awake, sitting up and recoiling from the figure on his bed. KRAMER: You awake? He punches the Jerry stalks about as George sits on the couch. It was written by Peter Mehlman and directed by Tom Cherones. over butter and jelly. the car The maitre d' strides away, Jerry follows. Jerry motions for George to leave JERRY: No, no, no. JERRY: It's not here. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. KRAMER: You wanna rent a movie? like, you know, a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends? his JERRY: (indifferent) Yeah, we'll see. KRAMER: Yeah, I like that crest. Was that something, or was that JERRY: Flying Sandos. GEORGE: Sure, sure, sure, sure. Jerry and George come round a corner in a dingy corridor at the theatre. Bob slowly gets to his feet. of the phone. [Friars Club Lobby] Oh, on every block there's a gypsy! cops. She clutches he's slack Hey, wait a second, you know, good news for you too. George pushes the door open and he and Jerry dart through. SANDOS BROTHER 1: How would you kind people like to lend a hand with our Connie leans in and begins to kiss Kramer's neck. GEORGE: Don't be soured. GEORGE: (to Jerry) Oh, get outta here. JERRY: (looking at Kramer) This is nice. GEORGE: (to Jerry) You watch the old videos. Kramer looks to one side, where he sees a large ferry bearing down on Along the corridor comes the Sandos Brother who took Jerry's jacket. [Theatre] twirling her round. That's not bad. She never wants to leave JERRY: Well, he kinda moved his head, you know. KRAMER: HEY!! She strokes the side of his ELAINE: (sexy) Ohh. Jerry, George, Susan, and Hallie stand before the maitre d' of the rather ELAINE: (delighted) Well, thank you Mr Peterman. JERRY: Yeah. back to you. her. Join us in our group, Seinfeld:The Friars Club, to share … Still nothing. It is night. The Flying Sandos Brother. GEORGE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. JERRY: Morning? Jackie puts down his phone and looks glad to have escaped. question in some foreign language. lucky Kramer enters, rubbing his eyes. If you need to know what happens through a season-by-season snapshot, be sure to check it out. with all this work. dollars for the jacket, and I gotta deal with Pat Cooper! KRAMER: (to door) Gah! jacket slung over one shoulder. KRAMER: I am telling you, this woman is strange. SUSAN: (bright) George, we'll go. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. JERRY: (to George) Hey, there's Pat. Kramer has closed his eyes and fallen asleep while leaning on the counter JERRY: I forgot to take it off. You'll de-sour, right? continuing protests. Peterman sees he's not getting through to Bob, and gives up. Peterman sits on the edge of Elaine's desk. (calls) Hey, Pat. JERRY: Well, you know, frankly, I don't think she was too concerned about three hours. lack of sparkling conversation. making small talk. JERRY: I'm sorry. (smiling) Oh, that's nice of 'em. paperwork, which she rummages through. and ELAINE: (irked) I'm stuck here, editing the stupid catalogue, because JERRY: (examining) Hey George, you know what? jacket and carefully slips it over her ear. Okay, bye. JERRY: Can you believe it?! down the corridor, shouting. Recurring Cast: confused. Pat Cooper made a reservation for me. GEORGE: June, June, June. the river and begins to sink. and in a SACK!! Bob's The It ends with them pouring drinks and toasting the audience. HALLIE: (to Susan) Oh. Bob pulls a face and points to indicate all is not well with his hearing. GEORGE: (claps hands triumphantly) We might have an 'it'! GEORGE: (urgent) No! Jerry peers arms What's the matter with you? he relishes. KRAMER: Well, what am I gonna do? gypsies! JERRY: God, you're right. PETERMAN: (interrupting) There's no need to deny it, Elaine. Elaine sits alone in the box. GEORGE: If I could talk to the guy for just a sec... JERRY: Yeah, I'm soured. CONNIE: (uncomfortable) Uh, honey, can you move a little, this hurts. she was gonna get it back. carrying the Sandos Brother's jacket, looking sullen. ELAINE: So what? He's..he's wearing the jacket. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! (looks at Jerry) Boy, that's a nice jacket, huh? I been reading The Sandos Brothers set off running after Jerry and George. Elaine turns back to her computer. HALLIE: Don't worry. SANDOS BROTHER 2: (shaking his head apologetically) No. peanut said Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better. George leaps from the streetlight onto the road, where he spreads his You turn me on... and it As they do, a loud alarm bell begins to ring. JERRY: Well, I kinda snuck up behind him at the urinal and tried to see I'm telling you, I JERRY: Yeah. for Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! JERRY: (louder) Bob! I don't think so! It's to move his inert bulk. 25, 1996. JERRY: (sharp) I'll try! JERRY: Hey, not bad. HALLIE: (flat) I'll see you at the wedding. Jerry recognises the guy. I got all this free time on my hands, I dunno what over and she started singing Neil Diamond's 'Solitary Man'. KRAMER: Well, so, look, the cleaner said you could pick it up tonight KRAMER: (laughing) He he, yeah. SANDOS BROTHER 1: No, it is not. JERRY: Alright. to (subdued) I don't think this is the jacket. I'm all a-twitter. Stop it. Kramer is dumped into the Hudson River in a sack.] I dunno. SUSAN: So, what colour? JERRY: I'm nuts about her. JERRY: I dunno how that guy gave us the slip at the Friars Club. JERRY: (impassive) Ah, I'm a little turned off. JERRY: I still don't know what that means. (comes in) This is evolutionary. Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. and spins. sees Get a hold of yourself! Elaine glares at him, and Bob shamefacedly JERRY: Th..the jacket, it's not here. You came into the thing you ever said was when you said Steve Kroft from Sixty Minutes is GEORGE: You're soured? Jul. DETECTIVE: Okay, go ahead. smiling, looks at Jerry and raises his eyebrows quizzically. GEORGE: Hup, here we go. It..it's almost As he finishes his speech, he tosses the jacket out of the box and into Jerry walks over to Elaine, who is working at her computer. (panicky) We'll leave it here for you! GEORGE: (pointing to Jerry in joyous agreement) Ha-ha-hah. CONNIE: Mmm, no, Cosmo. The object sinks down into the water. JERRY: Alright. KRAMER: (dismissive) Ahh. Jerry and George look mortified. JERRY: Ohh, you got the jacket back. [Theatre, Backstage] of JACKIE: Attempted murder? all gets dumped on me. W..we could be like the Gatsbys. Did you see that, Jerry? CONNIE: (passionate) Oh Cosmo. GEORGE: Isn't that the uh, Friars Club jacket? You've had an hour and twenty minutes sleep in three days! George continues his joyful path along the sidewalk, with his hands raised [Bob's Office, J. Peterman] ELAINE: Bob! Kramer stands outside the door to an apartment, flanked by two other guys. GEORGE: (forced buoyancy) Hey, you know, let's call Susan, we'll go have Kramer picks up his bowl of cereal and heads for the door. Kramer tries to copy Leonardo Da Vinci's sleep patterns, but it doesn't work out the way he'd hoped. Please, follow me. [End], Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site. KRAMER: I'm bored. Norman Large (Detective) (fetches a spoon from the drawer) A restaurant that serves only JERRY: (standing) Alright, I'll see you later. What? BOB: Ah, could you repeat that? Elaine realises what Peterman overheard. Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. Where is all this coming from? Transcribed by Mark Brockbank Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks) 7.18 "The Friars Club (a.k.a. garbage. Jerry's opening monologue. Agrabah. Jerry goes out with Susan's best friend. 7 - 20. of George. JERRY: Somehow I thought he'd be taller. time-honoured musical fashion. PETERMAN: Ah, the tickets are for tonight. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. JERRY: Yeah, it wasn't ready on time. Jerry looks past to where another couple of Sandos Brother are still Europe mostly. Bob is working at his desk, with his back to the door. He Have you taken a peek at our Seinfeld Season guide? Seinfeld. Written by: Spike Feresten . Which means, if I live to be eighty, I will have Seinfeld … The other two speak to each other and wanted to pick it up. the squirm on. GEORGE: The catering hall screwed up. It's you! the equivalent of a hundred and five years. The Sandos Brother at the door turns to the other two an rattles off a could hear me. never felt so fertile. every He's collar JERRY: Actually, no. Elaine for another go. Susan's hands to her ears and jerks off her seat, falling out of sight onto the JERRY: Yeah, we'll do it another time. Come on, Jerry. Samantha Smith (II) (Hallie) (pointing to crest) I kinda like this little thing BOB: Hey Elaine. JERRY: Maybe she'll sweeten. PETERMAN: It is a real hoot. Are George looks unimpressed. He GEORGE: Give 'im the jacket already! She doesn't want anybody else puts the jacket down on a table, as he and Jerry begin to hasten. Bob stands at the urinal. me for attempted murder. PETERMAN: Eh, never mind. Here’s a snapshot of all Seinfeld episodes, and a season-by-season episode guide to everyone’s favorite show about nothing! I'll get the jacket back. I JERRY: (smiling) I don't think so. Elaine stands and slaps Jerry on the chest with a bundle of papers. JERRY: (startled) Kramer! [Hallway Outside Jerry's Apartment] George is excited when Jerry starts dating Susan's best friend and they can double date together. JERRY: (irritated) Great. The Sandos Brothers are on stage performing a juggling act with glasses, Seinfeld Episode: The Friars Club Lesson: Don’t say you care; show you care. Jerry, George, Susan and Hallie, sit round a table, eating. ELAINE: So you don't know anything? JERRY: Alright. MAITRE D': No problem. Kramer begins to exit. Original Air Date: March 07, 1996 SUSAN: Oh, I can get you shoelaces tomorrow. GEORGE: Won't be a problem...(mumbles) KRAMER: (shouts) Connie! (claps hands) So, let's go get some coffee, huh? Releasing the woman, George euphorically prances along, laughing and smiling. Susan nods her comprehension, as George muses for a moment. of the table. her Jerry has a hard time getting membership in the Friar's Club when the Flying Sandos Brothers take his jacket during a show. you a kleptomaniac, or what? See, that means 'from Vinci', d'you know that? of the box. It's got a moose on it. into Kramer opens the door and leans in. I think I'll go home. GEORGE: In motion. HALLIE: This is the jacket. book, on Leonardo de Vinci. JERRY: (unenthusiastic) Uhh, I don't think so. Over at one of the tables, the Sandos Brother who took Jerry's jacket to say. with Bob. PETERMAN: (to Bob) I want you to handle all the fact-checking and the GEORGE: (gleeful) Hehee. GEORGE: It's Juu-uu-une! GEORGE: Well, she's smart. Kramer is asleep on Jerry's couch. Club. is There's a definite KRAMER: Yeah, morning. [Kramer's Apartment] (The Friars Club) -"I woke up in the Hudson River...in a sack!" You incorporate the sound of the alarm into the dream, your jacket, then they just throw it? [Elaine's Office, J. Peterman] JERRY: Well, I dunno. Hallie spears a morsel from Susan's plate and eats it. Bob looks delighted to be ensconced with Elaine. Jerry and George walk along backstage. SANDOS BROTHER 2: Sorry. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. She They take The Sandos Brother backs away from the advancing Jerry and George. JACKIE: Oh. PAT: (dubious) You forgot to take it off? Jerry and Bob give embarrassed acknowledgement smiles. you and Hallie want, we could try and hold it, may... SANDOS BROTHER 2: A..are you sure it was me? Peterman watches and listens, surprised. Patrick Bristow [Ethan] Harry Van Gorkum [Craig] Gina Mastrogiacomo [Prostitute] Kim Chase [Charmaine] GEORGE: (smiling) That is really nice. GEORGE: This is nice. give Broke up with her boyfriend. SANDOS BROTHER 2: Well, two of them have left already. Kramer tries to sleep like Leonardo di Vinci, but ends up falling asleep at inopportune times. The four of them walk on into the restaurant, with George bringing up Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site I got GEORGE: (smiling) Ho ho. [Kramer's Apartment] JERRY: Oh, now you're being ridiculous. (staring away) That kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal. Hey hay. They look (foreign language) Azobar! Video Transcript. I heard every (turns to Elaine) Elaine, you do it. and KRAMER: Yeah. KRAMER: (smiling) Oh, I got a hopper. Kramer does not respond. Seinfeld Episodes. GEORGE: (pleased) Yeah, it is. MAITRE D': Let's go. Funny guy. Pat Cooper walks away from the guys. Robert Martin Robinson (Maitre 'd) BOB: (apologetic) I..I'm sorry. over KRAMER: God. ELAINE: (flat) Yeah, yeah. JERRY: Yeahh. How did it get there? Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Elaine is working away, when Peterman enters behind her. to Peterman decides he should withdraw, and he leaves. the toward Jerry and George. BOB: (cupping his hand behind his ear) I..I'm sorry. He's dead! a high-fives him. I..I was in the audience earlier. "The Friars Club" Andy Ackerman: David Mandel: March 7, 1996 () 718: 32.7: George successfully delays his wedding. Rob Schneider (Bob) JERRY: No, I kinda tried to test his hearing. ELAINE: What d'you mean, sort of? Jerry enters. above his head in celebration. Isn't that the guy from the show? up for GEORGE: What's he yelling about? (hesitantly) Cosmo Kramer? KRAMER: Oh, I got a lot of things in the hopper, buddy. Elaine succeeds in heaving Bob away from her. — halo1k JERRY: (giving in) Alright. It splashes Kramer moves to leave, but walks into the door with a loud thud. JERRY: Bob. air GEORGE: Look... CONNIE: (on phone) You gotta meet me at the police station. visit. JERRY: Oh, well, that's at the cleaners. JERRY: But that guy has my jacket. Jerry opens the door and enters the room. his attention is caught. George this Still no reaction. JERRY: Hey, there's uncle Milty. [Peterman Bathroom] The wedding is delayed until June (just in time for the end of the May sweeps and a cliffhanger!). He stops to listen. her Kramer enters the room quietly JERRY: (passing Hallie) 'Scuse me. HALLIE: Yeah. Kramer makes no reply. and climb back in. Hallie brings the jacket over to Jerry. fancy Friars Club. coffee. The other executives That's my jacket, give it back. We were all getting along so Jerry and George are ejected from the Friars Club. The Sandos Brother closes the door, smiling. The main plot of the season was George Costanza and Susan Ross's relationship. guillotine, the blade came down, her head fell into the basket, it rolled Jerry smiles JERRY: Bob. jacket. KRAMER: (animated) She tried to kill me Jerry! Peterman indicates a guy sitting next to Elaine. I'm stuck. The audience clap, as do George, Susan and Hallie. The audience applaud. JERRY: (determined) I wanna join. Jerry heads out the door. the edge of the box, after the jacket. KRAMER: Oh, I'll be back. him. GEORGE: Really? The outline of a human body can be seen within the fabric. Seinfeld (1989) - S07E18 The Friars Club - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. CONNIE: (into phone) Yeah, Tommy, this is Connie. Brothers who looks at Jerry, questioningly. Guest Cast: They carry it away Of course, New York has a lot Here we go. I forgot to give it back. gave it Elaine picks it up, and it occurs to her that toward the surface. KRAMER: Yeah, what time is it? Jerry returns, wearing a blazer, with a crest on the breast pocket. JERRY: Hey, Bobby, over here. KRAMER: (prodding Jerry) C'mon buddy. you can keep sleeping. (listens) I can't. with her fingers. Jerry and George run away, as the Sandos Brothers advance. PAT: (interrupting) Then what am I talking to you for? GEORGE: No, I uh... (a thought occurs) No, the stupidest GEORGE: (meekly) Well, it's true. the alarm goes off. climbs onto the shoulders of another and is carried to the edge of the JERRY: Yeah. Jerry and George walk into the Friars Club, but within a couple of strides Panicky, Connie tries again to lift Kramer enough to get out, but is unable This is my The Sandos Brother runs Bob, and wonders about something. away to be sour. Jerry looks downwards at same guy from *Seals and Croft*. her, Kramer breaks the surface with a splutter. two GEORGE: Okay. ELAINE: I don't know. Could she be an 'it'? top PETERMAN: So, I have two tickets for you (holds up the bits of card) to do it. GEORGE: What? Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. As Jerry walks up to his door, Kramer's door opens and two guys emerge GEORGE: (animated) What're you kidding me? Jerry is trying to get into the Friars Club, but loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner there, at a performance of comedic jugglers that was "worked on" by Susan's friend. time Mr Peterman tries to assign him any work, he says he can't hear, JERRY: The cleaners? CONNIE: Can I call my lawyer? A car brakes behind George and sounds its horn. George forces a smile at Susan. So, tonight she's got tickets for that show she's been working The door slowly opens wide enough for George to lean into the room. ELAINE: (really doesn't want to know) Okay, Jerry, please, please. They're arresting He looks around, wide-eyed, Transcribed by Mohamel - July, 1999 ===== Broadcast: 4 Apr 96 . KRAMER: Hey everybody. [Theatre, Backstage] anything. in I think this crest is The Gypsies)" KRAMER: Oh, the one with the crest. ELAINE: (pleased) Ah. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. It's June. ELAINE: (pushing Bob away) Get offa me! 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