Jerry: Yeah, there's a new one in there. George. Jerry: Hey, you know I'm on the phone with the police! George: Should I take some? Officer: What it is, Lieutenant? 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Jerry: I told you to have breakfast, you should've had breakfast! (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits Hey Kramer, I'm sorry about that whole fight we had George: Excuse me, where are we? Seinfeld Season 4 Episodes... s04e01 - The Trip (1) s04e02 - The Trip (2) s04e03 - The Pitch; s04e04 - The Ticket I'm eh...George Costanza... George: What's the matter with you? the pretty little flowers, didn't you? I mean you guys believe that I'm innocent, don't you? Jerry: Would you let go of my arm?! Do you know why you're here? Season 4 Episode 1 of Seinfeld resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic. I'm in THING George: How much do you tip a chamber maid? Like I'm asking them to donate a kidney. George: God, I'm starved, I'm weak from hunger. George: No no no, you know actually we are friends of a serial killer. Jerry: 12 gauge. Maybe its because its missing Elaine in "The Trip" or maybe I just find the whole thing with Kramer leaving NYC for LA just a little boring and dull. See more ideas about seinfeld, nervous breakdown, trip. Lt. Martel: You killed all the pretty flowers, didn't you Kramer? George: Hey hey hey, we're in a rush here. Jerry: They're busting this guy. Did they find that woo-woo Elaine. You know, the vibe, it's powerful. George: Excuse me Ms. which street are we on? That means the killer must've been Jim. [singing] 'cause the murderer struck again! JERRY SEARCHES FOR THE HANDLE, BUT CAN'T FIND ONE Summary: With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. Kramer is arrested when he is mistaken for a serial killer. You have made the mistake, Kramer. George: What? an emergency...my friend is being accused of being a smog strangler and I know Officer #2 do you realize that it's now possible for parents to say to their children "All Cop 2: All right, let's pull over and check it out. The only difference is that this time you're gonna pay. That it's a lonely place even when your stuck in traffic at the Hollywood Freeway? Couldn't Well, I've got another theory Kramer: you're a weed. I met a girl... Kramer: Yeah, well I wasn't looking for a long term relationship. Tobias Lehigh Nagy, who is also wanted in connection with a series of unrelated slains in the North West is still at large, his whereabouts unknown. While auditioning, Kramer must deal with the advances of an older female landlord (an actress who hasn't worked since 1934) and get someone in Hollywood to read his script treatment. POLICE CAR COMES TO THE SCENE. Either way I rank this one way low on my Seinfeld … George: What are you doing? JERRY SEARCHES FOR THE HANDLE, BUT CAN'T FIND ONE. George: I don't know why I'm doing this. Jerry: I wanna see what's happening. Newscaster: Authorities exposed today, that the latest suspect in the smog strangling was apprehended this week on an unrelated charge, but somehow managed to escape from the police car, in which he was being held. Hello 911? It's delightful, it's delicious. You know, I've always done what I George: Where, where? "The Trip" is a two-part story of NBC's popular sitcom Seinfeld. investigation...what is my name? Lt. Martel: You heard me, let him go. Cop: Yeah, we do that all the time. Where is that? Jerry and George get a ride in a police car and accidentally let a criminal escape when they exit the car. My God is the god who protects the innocent and punishes the evil scum like you, have you got that? When Kramer is being held for interrogation, he has a nervous breakdown and appears as though he is the serial killer. George: They're cuffing him. [George leans close] would you suck a mint or something. KRAMER WALKS IN Tastes like a dill, I think it's a dill. Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it. Seems to be the most popular gauge. George: I've got to tell you, I'm really disappointed in Lupe. got a breath in my body you will never ever see the light of day again. I never carry change. Did they find that woo-woo was more effective than waa? George: Your friend is been accused of being a serial killer. Jerry: But is this an emergency? George: Makes the 11 gauge look like a cap pistol. ok...do we know where the 101 is? Lt. Martel: Let him go. It seems to me, that the chalk outline guy is one of the better jobs that you can get. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. →. That I'm struggling, barely able to keep my head above water? Reporters: Why did you do it? Starting with "The Keys" and ending with the second part of "The Trip". George: I'm just asking, all they have to do is say no. Guy: Oh, Ann Landers sucks! Help me! Jerry: No, it's tarragon. George: Pay phone in L.A., look it's a miracle. Jerry: Kramer, do you realize what's going on here? George: Wohoo, check it out. George: Time like what? Summer vacation, You're a cool guy. Jerry: Really? When I was a kid it was always "waaaa, waaaa", you know now it "woo-woo-woo-woo-woo". That I'm no better than a screenwriter driving a cab, a starlet turning tricks, a producer in a house he can't afford? 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Lt. Martel: You killed all the pretty flowers, didn't you Kramer? What's a 5-19? Kramer: Jerry, George! I'm hungry. I'm innocent! Yeah, I'm a player. Jerry: Kramer. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! BACK TO JERRY'S APARTMENT. Jerry: Hey, get out of here...hey officer, he's fooling around back here. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! That I'm struggling, barely able to keep my head above water? Jerry: While you were in jail. George! When I was a kid it was always "waaaa, waaaa", you know now it "woo-woo-woo-woo-woo". Fabulous, just fabulous. While auditioning, Kramer must deal with the advances of an older female landlord (an actress who hasn't worked since 1934) and get someone in Hollywood to read his script treatment. Cop: Looks like a possible 5-19. Jerry: Hi, I'm Jerry. George: No, I don't have any change. The police listens their conversation.] Cop: This is car 23, we have a possible 5-19 in progress, over. place even when your stuck in traffic at the Hollywood Freeway? George: What? Jerry: How can you think of food at the time like this? George: Why didn't you say something then? Any pickles? Jerry: Oh, you are? anybody who doesn't know that by now? do. George: George, how you doing? However, another murder of the Smog Strangler takes place while he is in custody, so they know it can't be him. GEORGE IS KICKING THE TUCKED COVERS. George: I don't know. GEORGE TRIES THE SIREN. BACK TO GEORGE AND JERRY ON THE STREET Welcome to Seinfeld: The PTBN Series Rewatch! “The Trip” is a two-part episode that starts off Season Four, as a continuation of Season Three’s finale, “The Keys”. got a million of 'em. Jerry: Mine too, love the 12 gauge. George: Your friend is been accused of being a serial killer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Transcribed by Juha Auvinen Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks) George: Black and white? Jerry: No, I just want some change. George: Tarragon? George: You've got a bet. George: Excuse me Ms. which street are we on? Jerry: Nothing. Kramer: Hey! Tastes like a dill, I think it's a dill. [George shakes his head] No...do we know where 134 is? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher HE THROWS THEM TO THE TABLE KNOCKING JERRY'S SODA. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Kramer: Ok, it's forgotten. Maybe it was one of your other personalities huh, the wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door to door vacuum cleaner salesman, but not you right? At the end of the trip, a chiropractor told her she couldn’t go anywhere for five days, which made her trip insufferably longer. That the things haven't worked out the way that I planned? threw me. Some guy just gave me George: Why don't you just call 911? KRAMER WALKS OUT With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. Kramer: Ok, can I just talk to somebody? They'd have huge pictures of me up on the walls and in their home, like Lenin. What the hell is going on out there? Cop 2: We could drive on the wrong side of the road. How could've he done it? Jerry: Yeah... Airing on August 12, 1992 and August 19, 1992, it kicked off the fourth season of the show. Police: Get in. It seems to me, that the chalk outline Jerry: Hey, get out of here...hey officer, he's fooling around back here. Jerry: Which flavor? [George shakes his head] No...do we know where 134 is? George: You could eat of that shotgun. Seems to be the most popular gauge. Fabulous, just fabulous. The thing about L.A. to me, that kind of threw me, was when they have these smog alerts out there and they actually recommend that people stay indoors during the smog alert. With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. Kramer: Yeah, well I wasn't looking for a long term relationship. the criminals are long gone, that seems like a good one. I feel faint, I'm getting light headed. Could've he done it? ", 22 Sep 2003 – George: Breath problem? They always make a face. George: I hate asking for change. it? Steve Greenstein.............Man Lt. Martel: Now you might beat the gas chamber Kramer, but as long as I have George: I need food, Jerry. George: I'll tell you something, if I'd own a company, my employees would love The episode gets plenty of mileage out of the absurdity of its unusual plot. JERRY AND GEORGE ARE WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE JAIL George: Jerry, would you do me a favor, close the window. TRYING TO GET THE COMB THROUGH. What possessed you? Jerry: Scared the hell out of that guy. The three hour time difference threw me. I mean is there anybody who doesn't know that by now? Do you think if we left a dead body right there on the sidewalk, you could manage to trace around it? Jerry: Oh yeah. KRAMER, JERRY AND GEORGE AT THE HILLS OF L.A. Jerry: So Kramer, what are you going to do? didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the George: You guys ever shot anybody? Jerry: Cops eating Milanos. Jerry is the hero. KRAMER IS BEEN INTERROGATED BY LT. MARTEL We can do anything we want. Jerry: Yeah, it's so nice when it happens to you. Jerry: Yeah, that's a good tip! Directed by Tom Cherones.
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